Living Like I Should

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via infamousgod)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via distance)

true-funny:

Annoys me the most

true-funny:

Annoys me the most

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

(via distance)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via 1-800-im-broken)

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian, via 1-800-im-broken)

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

(via distance)



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via thatfunnyblog)